Verse
A# D#
Tonight at ten
Gm
The world's ending again
F
And we know why and when
A#
So you better watch
D#
We got a bit
Gm
With some feminist chick
F
And also a picture
A#
Of a Scarlet's crotch
D#
Two people died
Gm
D# double homicide
F
Their bodies found inside
A#
Of a wishing well
D#
And we tackle the flaws
Gm
In these obesity laws
F
In this segment that's sponsored
A#
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
D#
We've got violence,
Gm
Danger, sex, and drugs
F
And it's awesome
A#
'Cause all of it's real
D#
We do the illusion of news
Gm
And while you think
F
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
D# F
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
A# Gm Dm
News, ews, ews,
Dm
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
A# D#
Chip Walker here
Gm
D#m I coming in clear?
F
I'm standing near
A#
To the scene of the crime
D#
This Iraqi guy's shop
Gm
Seemed a newsworthy spot
F
So we've been gathering shots here
A#
For quite some time
D#
Today real fast
Gm
The owner's daughter passed
F
We grabbed a shot of her ass
A#
While the owner was near
D#
Then he struck my chest
Gm
And now he's under arrest
F
And now you people have one less
A#
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
D#
This family's angry, crying,
Gm
Sad, and lost
F
And it's awesome
A#
'Cause all of it's real
D#
We do the illusion of news
Gm
And while you think
F
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
D# F
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
A# Gm Dm
News, ews, ews,
Dm
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Dm, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
A#
Good evening, hi
Gm
It's your weather guy
A
I advise you to buy
Dm
Another lightning rod
A#
We didn't catch
Gm
This impending disaster
A
Maybe it's natural
Dm
Maybe it's God
A#
The sliding mud
Gm
The incoming flood
A
Will never wash the blood
Dm
From my greedy old hands!
A#
This job was fun
Gm
I had a pretty good run
A
But I've never been one
Dm
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
A#
People are angry, crying,
Gm
Sad, and lost
A
And it's awful
Dm
'Cause all of it's real
A#
We do the illusion of news
Gm
And while you think
A
You're choosing the views
That you feel
A
All of this and more all live
A
Only on the Channel Five,
A
Only on the Channel Five
A
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Dm, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a A# with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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