Verse
C# F#
Tonight at ten
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The world's ending again
G#
And we know why and when
C#
So you better watch
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We got a bit
A#m
With some feminist chick
G#
And also a picture
C#
Of a Scarlet's crotch
F#
Two people died
A#m
F# double homicide
G#
Their bodies found inside
C#
Of a wishing well
F#
And we tackle the flaws
A#m
In these obesity laws
G#
In this segment that's sponsored
C#
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
F#
We've got violence,
A#m
Danger, sex, and drugs
G#
And it's awesome
C#
'Cause all of it's real
F#
We do the illusion of news
A#m
And while you think
G#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
F# G#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
C# A#m Fm
News, ews, ews,
Fm
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
C# F#
Chip Walker here
A#m
F#m I coming in clear?
G#
I'm standing near
C#
To the scene of the crime
F#
This Iraqi guy's shop
A#m
Seemed a newsworthy spot
G#
So we've been gathering shots here
C#
For quite some time
F#
Today real fast
A#m
The owner's daughter passed
G#
We grabbed a shot of her ass
C#
While the owner was near
F#
Then he struck my chest
A#m
And now he's under arrest
G#
And now you people have one less
C#
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
F#
This family's angry, crying,
A#m
Sad, and lost
G#
And it's awesome
C#
'Cause all of it's real
F#
We do the illusion of news
A#m
And while you think
G#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
F# G#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
C# A#m Fm
News, ews, ews,
Fm
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Fm, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
C#
Good evening, hi
A#m
It's your weather guy
C
I advise you to buy
Fm
Another lightning rod
C#
We didn't catch
A#m
This impending disaster
C
Maybe it's natural
Fm
Maybe it's God
C#
The sliding mud
A#m
The incoming flood
C
Will never wash the blood
Fm
From my greedy old hands!
C#
This job was fun
A#m
I had a pretty good run
C
But I've never been one
Fm
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
C#
People are angry, crying,
A#m
Sad, and lost
C
And it's awful
Fm
'Cause all of it's real
C#
We do the illusion of news
A#m
And while you think
C
You're choosing the views
That you feel
C
All of this and more all live
C
Only on the Channel Five,
C
Only on the Channel Five
C
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Fm, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a C# with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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