Verse
C F
Tonight at ten
Am
The world's ending again
G
And we know why and when
C
So you better watch
F
We got a bit
Am
With some feminist chick
G
And also a picture
C
Of a Scarlet's crotch
F
Two people died
Am
F double homicide
G
Their bodies found inside
C
Of a wishing well
F
And we tackle the flaws
Am
In these obesity laws
G
In this segment that's sponsored
C
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
F
We've got violence,
Am
Danger, sex, and drugs
G
And it's awesome
C
'Cause all of it's real
F
We do the illusion of news
Am
And while you think
G
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
F G
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
C Am Em
News, ews, ews,
Em
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
C F
Chip Walker here
Am
Fm I coming in clear?
G
I'm standing near
C
To the scene of the crime
F
This Iraqi guy's shop
Am
Seemed a newsworthy spot
G
So we've been gathering shots here
C
For quite some time
F
Today real fast
Am
The owner's daughter passed
G
We grabbed a shot of her ass
C
While the owner was near
F
Then he struck my chest
Am
And now he's under arrest
G
And now you people have one less
C
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
F
This family's angry, crying,
Am
Sad, and lost
G
And it's awesome
C
'Cause all of it's real
F
We do the illusion of news
Am
And while you think
G
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
F G
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
C Am Em
News, ews, ews,
Em
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Em, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
C
Good evening, hi
Am
It's your weather guy
B
I advise you to buy
Em
Another lightning rod
C
We didn't catch
Am
This impending disaster
B
Maybe it's natural
Em
Maybe it's God
C
The sliding mud
Am
The incoming flood
B
Will never wash the blood
Em
From my greedy old hands!
C
This job was fun
Am
I had a pretty good run
B
But I've never been one
Em
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
C
People are angry, crying,
Am
Sad, and lost
B
And it's awful
Em
'Cause all of it's real
C
We do the illusion of news
Am
And while you think
B
You're choosing the views
That you feel
B
All of this and more all live
B
Only on the Channel Five,
B
Only on the Channel Five
B
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Em, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a C with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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