Verse
D# G#
Tonight at ten
Cm
The world's ending again
A#
And we know why and when
D#
So you better watch
G#
We got a bit
Cm
With some feminist chick
A#
And also a picture
D#
Of a Scarlet's crotch
G#
Two people died
Cm
G# double homicide
A#
Their bodies found inside
D#
Of a wishing well
G#
And we tackle the flaws
Cm
In these obesity laws
A#
In this segment that's sponsored
D#
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
G#
We've got violence,
Cm
Danger, sex, and drugs
A#
And it's awesome
D#
'Cause all of it's real
G#
We do the illusion of news
Cm
And while you think
A#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
G# A#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
D# Cm Gm
News, ews, ews,
Gm
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
D# G#
Chip Walker here
Cm
G#m I coming in clear?
A#
I'm standing near
D#
To the scene of the crime
G#
This Iraqi guy's shop
Cm
Seemed a newsworthy spot
A#
So we've been gathering shots here
D#
For quite some time
G#
Today real fast
Cm
The owner's daughter passed
A#
We grabbed a shot of her ass
D#
While the owner was near
G#
Then he struck my chest
Cm
And now he's under arrest
A#
And now you people have one less
D#
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
G#
This family's angry, crying,
Cm
Sad, and lost
A#
And it's awesome
D#
'Cause all of it's real
G#
We do the illusion of news
Cm
And while you think
A#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
G# A#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
D# Cm Gm
News, ews, ews,
Gm
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Gm, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
D#
Good evening, hi
Cm
It's your weather guy
D
I advise you to buy
Gm
Another lightning rod
D#
We didn't catch
Cm
This impending disaster
D
Maybe it's natural
Gm
Maybe it's God
D#
The sliding mud
Cm
The incoming flood
D
Will never wash the blood
Gm
From my greedy old hands!
D#
This job was fun
Cm
I had a pretty good run
D
But I've never been one
Gm
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
D#
People are angry, crying,
Cm
Sad, and lost
D
And it's awful
Gm
'Cause all of it's real
D#
We do the illusion of news
Cm
And while you think
D
You're choosing the views
That you feel
D
All of this and more all live
D
Only on the Channel Five,
D
Only on the Channel Five
D
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, Gm, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a D# with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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