Verse
F# B
Tonight at ten
D#m
The world's ending again
C#
And we know why and when
F#
So you better watch
B
We got a bit
D#m
With some feminist chick
C#
And also a picture
F#
Of a Scarlet's crotch
B
Two people died
D#m
B double homicide
C#
Their bodies found inside
F#
Of a wishing well
B
And we tackle the flaws
D#m
In these obesity laws
C#
In this segment that's sponsored
F#
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
B
We've got violence,
D#m
Danger, sex, and drugs
C#
And it's awesome
F#
'Cause all of it's real
B
We do the illusion of news
D#m
And while you think
C#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
B C#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
F# D#m A#m
News, ews, ews,
A#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
F# B
Chip Walker here
D#m
Bm I coming in clear?
C#
I'm standing near
F#
To the scene of the crime
B
This Iraqi guy's shop
D#m
Seemed a newsworthy spot
C#
So we've been gathering shots here
F#
For quite some time
B
Today real fast
D#m
The owner's daughter passed
C#
We grabbed a shot of her ass
F#
While the owner was near
B
Then he struck my chest
D#m
And now he's under arrest
C#
And now you people have one less
F#
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
B
This family's angry, crying,
D#m
Sad, and lost
C#
And it's awesome
F#
'Cause all of it's real
B
We do the illusion of news
D#m
And while you think
C#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
B C#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
F# D#m A#m
News, ews, ews,
A#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, A#m, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
F#
Good evening, hi
D#m
It's your weather guy
F
I advise you to buy
A#m
Another lightning rod
F#
We didn't catch
D#m
This impending disaster
F
Maybe it's natural
A#m
Maybe it's God
F#
The sliding mud
D#m
The incoming flood
F
Will never wash the blood
A#m
From my greedy old hands!
F#
This job was fun
D#m
I had a pretty good run
F
But I've never been one
A#m
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
F#
People are angry, crying,
D#m
Sad, and lost
F
And it's awful
A#m
'Cause all of it's real
F#
We do the illusion of news
D#m
And while you think
F
You're choosing the views
That you feel
F
All of this and more all live
F
Only on the Channel Five,
F
Only on the Channel Five
F
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, A#m, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a F# with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
- 1. Chord Gitar Bo Burnham - Channel 5 News Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Bo Burnham - Channel 5 News Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan