Verse
B E
Tonight at ten
G#m
The world's ending again
F#
And we know why and when
B
So you better watch
E
We got a bit
G#m
With some feminist chick
F#
And also a picture
B
Of a Scarlet's crotch
E
Two people died
G#m
E double homicide
F#
Their bodies found inside
B
Of a wishing well
E
And we tackle the flaws
G#m
In these obesity laws
F#
In this segment that's sponsored
B
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
E
We've got violence,
G#m
Danger, sex, and drugs
F#
And it's awesome
B
'Cause all of it's real
E
We do the illusion of news
G#m
And while you think
F#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
E F#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
B G#m D#m
News, ews, ews,
D#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
B E
Chip Walker here
G#m
Em I coming in clear?
F#
I'm standing near
B
To the scene of the crime
E
This Iraqi guy's shop
G#m
Seemed a newsworthy spot
F#
So we've been gathering shots here
B
For quite some time
E
Today real fast
G#m
The owner's daughter passed
F#
We grabbed a shot of her ass
B
While the owner was near
E
Then he struck my chest
G#m
And now he's under arrest
F#
And now you people have one less
B
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
E
This family's angry, crying,
G#m
Sad, and lost
F#
And it's awesome
B
'Cause all of it's real
E
We do the illusion of news
G#m
And while you think
F#
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
E F#
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
B G#m D#m
News, ews, ews,
D#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, D#m, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
B
Good evening, hi
G#m
It's your weather guy
A#
I advise you to buy
D#m
Another lightning rod
B
We didn't catch
G#m
This impending disaster
A#
Maybe it's natural
D#m
Maybe it's God
B
The sliding mud
G#m
The incoming flood
A#
Will never wash the blood
D#m
From my greedy old hands!
B
This job was fun
G#m
I had a pretty good run
A#
But I've never been one
D#m
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
B
People are angry, crying,
G#m
Sad, and lost
A#
And it's awful
D#m
'Cause all of it's real
B
We do the illusion of news
G#m
And while you think
A#
You're choosing the views
That you feel
A#
All of this and more all live
A#
Only on the Channel Five,
A#
Only on the Channel Five
A#
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, D#m, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a B with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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