Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
C#
Well this one day
F#
I'm kinda straight
G# C#
And I can can can have fun
C#
No matter what I do
F#
I've always assumed that
G#
I can't go on
C#
sucking on my thumb
C#
Sifting through my toys
F#
Resting at my door
G#
After thinking that
C#
I couldn't read
C#
Sitting on the porch
F#
And waiting for porno
G# C#
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
F#
I don't know why
C#
I just want to die
G# C#
And here's 2 bucks for you
F#
This is the part where
C#
I should really fart
G#
But I guess I've got
C#
nothing to do
F#
I don't know why
C#
I just want to die
G# C#
And here's 2 bucks for you
F#
This is the part where
C#
I should really fart
G#
But I guess I've got
C#
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
G# C#
What'd our grandma think of me
A#m F#
Oh it's like so amusing
G#
I Guess I should its
C#
a wonder about me
A#m
My breath its how the
F#
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
C# F# G#
Oh how the antelopes
C# F# G#
Tom's thumb just walked
C#
right through my nose
F# G#
blah blah blah
C# F# G#
in my hotel blah blah
C# F# G# C# C# F# G# C#
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
G# C#
What'd our grandma think of me
A#m F#
Oh it's like so amusing
G#
I Guess I should its
C#
a wonder about me
A#m
My breath its how the
F# G# C# A#m F# <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
G#
I Guess I should its
C#
a wonder about me
A#m
My breath its how the
F#
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)