Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
G
Well this one day
C
I'm kinda straight
D G
And I can can can have fun
G
No matter what I do
C
I've always assumed that
D
I can't go on
G
sucking on my thumb
G
Sifting through my toys
C
Resting at my door
D
After thinking that
G
I couldn't read
G
Sitting on the porch
C
And waiting for porno
D G
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
C
I don't know why
G
I just want to die
D G
And here's 2 bucks for you
C
This is the part where
G
I should really fart
D
But I guess I've got
G
nothing to do
C
I don't know why
G
I just want to die
D G
And here's 2 bucks for you
C
This is the part where
G
I should really fart
D
But I guess I've got
G
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
D G
What'd our grandma think of me
Em C
Oh it's like so amusing
D
I Guess I should its
G
a wonder about me
Em
My breath its how the
C
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
G C D
Oh how the antelopes
G C D
Tom's thumb just walked
G
right through my nose
C D
blah blah blah
G C D
in my hotel blah blah
G C D G G C D G
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
D G
What'd our grandma think of me
Em C
Oh it's like so amusing
D
I Guess I should its
G
a wonder about me
Em
My breath its how the
C D G Em C <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
D
I Guess I should its
G
a wonder about me
Em
My breath its how the
C
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)