Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
B
Well this one day
E
I'm kinda straight
F# B
And I can can can have fun
B
No matter what I do
E
I've always assumed that
F#
I can't go on
B
sucking on my thumb
B
Sifting through my toys
E
Resting at my door
F#
After thinking that
B
I couldn't read
B
Sitting on the porch
E
And waiting for porno
F# B
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
E
I don't know why
B
I just want to die
F# B
And here's 2 bucks for you
E
This is the part where
B
I should really fart
F#
But I guess I've got
B
nothing to do
E
I don't know why
B
I just want to die
F# B
And here's 2 bucks for you
E
This is the part where
B
I should really fart
F#
But I guess I've got
B
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
F# B
What'd our grandma think of me
G#m E
Oh it's like so amusing
F#
I Guess I should its
B
a wonder about me
G#m
My breath its how the
E
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
B E F#
Oh how the antelopes
B E F#
Tom's thumb just walked
B
right through my nose
E F#
blah blah blah
B E F#
in my hotel blah blah
B E F# B B E F# B
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
F# B
What'd our grandma think of me
G#m E
Oh it's like so amusing
F#
I Guess I should its
B
a wonder about me
G#m
My breath its how the
E F# B G#m E <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
F#
I Guess I should its
B
a wonder about me
G#m
My breath its how the
E
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)