Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
D
Well this one day
G
I'm kinda straight
A D
And I can can can have fun
D
No matter what I do
G
I've always assumed that
A
I can't go on
D
sucking on my thumb
D
Sifting through my toys
G
Resting at my door
A
After thinking that
D
I couldn't read
D
Sitting on the porch
G
And waiting for porno
A D
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
G
I don't know why
D
I just want to die
A D
And here's 2 bucks for you
G
This is the part where
D
I should really fart
A
But I guess I've got
D
nothing to do
G
I don't know why
D
I just want to die
A D
And here's 2 bucks for you
G
This is the part where
D
I should really fart
A
But I guess I've got
D
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
A D
What'd our grandma think of me
Bm G
Oh it's like so amusing
A
I Guess I should its
D
a wonder about me
Bm
My breath its how the
G
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
D G A
Oh how the antelopes
D G A
Tom's thumb just walked
D
right through my nose
G A
blah blah blah
D G A
in my hotel blah blah
D G A D D G A D
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
A D
What'd our grandma think of me
Bm G
Oh it's like so amusing
A
I Guess I should its
D
a wonder about me
Bm
My breath its how the
G A D Bm G <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
A
I Guess I should its
D
a wonder about me
Bm
My breath its how the
G
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)