Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
D#
Well this one day
G#
I'm kinda straight
A# D#
And I can can can have fun
D#
No matter what I do
G#
I've always assumed that
A#
I can't go on
D#
sucking on my thumb
D#
Sifting through my toys
G#
Resting at my door
A#
After thinking that
D#
I couldn't read
D#
Sitting on the porch
G#
And waiting for porno
A# D#
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
G#
I don't know why
D#
I just want to die
A# D#
And here's 2 bucks for you
G#
This is the part where
D#
I should really fart
A#
But I guess I've got
D#
nothing to do
G#
I don't know why
D#
I just want to die
A# D#
And here's 2 bucks for you
G#
This is the part where
D#
I should really fart
A#
But I guess I've got
D#
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
A# D#
What'd our grandma think of me
Cm G#
Oh it's like so amusing
A#
I Guess I should its
D#
a wonder about me
Cm
My breath its how the
G#
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
D# G# A#
Oh how the antelopes
D# G# A#
Tom's thumb just walked
D#
right through my nose
G# A#
blah blah blah
D# G# A#
in my hotel blah blah
D# G# A# D# D# G# A# D#
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
A# D#
What'd our grandma think of me
Cm G#
Oh it's like so amusing
A#
I Guess I should its
D#
a wonder about me
Cm
My breath its how the
G# A# D# Cm G# <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
A#
I Guess I should its
D#
a wonder about me
Cm
My breath its how the
G#
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)