Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
E
Well this one day
A
I'm kinda straight
B E
And I can can can have fun
E
No matter what I do
A
I've always assumed that
B
I can't go on
E
sucking on my thumb
E
Sifting through my toys
A
Resting at my door
B
After thinking that
E
I couldn't read
E
Sitting on the porch
A
And waiting for porno
B E
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
A
I don't know why
E
I just want to die
B E
And here's 2 bucks for you
A
This is the part where
E
I should really fart
B
But I guess I've got
E
nothing to do
A
I don't know why
E
I just want to die
B E
And here's 2 bucks for you
A
This is the part where
E
I should really fart
B
But I guess I've got
E
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
B E
What'd our grandma think of me
C#m A
Oh it's like so amusing
B
I Guess I should its
E
a wonder about me
C#m
My breath its how the
A
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
E A B
Oh how the antelopes
E A B
Tom's thumb just walked
E
right through my nose
A B
blah blah blah
E A B
in my hotel blah blah
E A B E E A B E
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
B E
What'd our grandma think of me
C#m A
Oh it's like so amusing
B
I Guess I should its
E
a wonder about me
C#m
My breath its how the
A B E C#m A <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
B
I Guess I should its
E
a wonder about me
C#m
My breath its how the
A
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)