Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
G#
Well this one day
C#
I'm kinda straight
D# G#
And I can can can have fun
G#
No matter what I do
C#
I've always assumed that
D#
I can't go on
G#
sucking on my thumb
G#
Sifting through my toys
C#
Resting at my door
D#
After thinking that
G#
I couldn't read
G#
Sitting on the porch
C#
And waiting for porno
D# G#
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
C#
I don't know why
G#
I just want to die
D# G#
And here's 2 bucks for you
C#
This is the part where
G#
I should really fart
D#
But I guess I've got
G#
nothing to do
C#
I don't know why
G#
I just want to die
D# G#
And here's 2 bucks for you
C#
This is the part where
G#
I should really fart
D#
But I guess I've got
G#
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
D# G#
What'd our grandma think of me
Fm C#
Oh it's like so amusing
D#
I Guess I should its
G#
a wonder about me
Fm
My breath its how the
C#
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
G# C# D#
Oh how the antelopes
G# C# D#
Tom's thumb just walked
G#
right through my nose
C# D#
blah blah blah
G# C# D#
in my hotel blah blah
G# C# D# G# G# C# D# G#
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
D# G#
What'd our grandma think of me
Fm C#
Oh it's like so amusing
D#
I Guess I should its
G#
a wonder about me
Fm
My breath its how the
C# D# G# Fm C# <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
D#
I Guess I should its
G#
a wonder about me
Fm
My breath its how the
C#
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)