Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
F
Well this one day
A#
I'm kinda straight
C F
And I can can can have fun
F
No matter what I do
A#
I've always assumed that
C
I can't go on
F
sucking on my thumb
F
Sifting through my toys
A#
Resting at my door
C
After thinking that
F
I couldn't read
F
Sitting on the porch
A#
And waiting for porno
C F
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
A#
I don't know why
F
I just want to die
C F
And here's 2 bucks for you
A#
This is the part where
F
I should really fart
C
But I guess I've got
F
nothing to do
A#
I don't know why
F
I just want to die
C F
And here's 2 bucks for you
A#
This is the part where
F
I should really fart
C
But I guess I've got
F
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
C F
What'd our grandma think of me
Dm A#
Oh it's like so amusing
C
I Guess I should its
F
a wonder about me
Dm
My breath its how the
A#
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
F A# C
Oh how the antelopes
F A# C
Tom's thumb just walked
F
right through my nose
A# C
blah blah blah
F A# C
in my hotel blah blah
F A# C F F A# C F
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
C F
What'd our grandma think of me
Dm A#
Oh it's like so amusing
C
I Guess I should its
F
a wonder about me
Dm
My breath its how the
A# C F Dm A# <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
C
I Guess I should its
F
a wonder about me
Dm
My breath its how the
A#
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)