Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
A#
Well this one day
D#
I'm kinda straight
F A#
And I can can can have fun
A#
No matter what I do
D#
I've always assumed that
F
I can't go on
A#
sucking on my thumb
A#
Sifting through my toys
D#
Resting at my door
F
After thinking that
A#
I couldn't read
A#
Sitting on the porch
D#
And waiting for porno
F A#
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
D#
I don't know why
A#
I just want to die
F A#
And here's 2 bucks for you
D#
This is the part where
A#
I should really fart
F
But I guess I've got
A#
nothing to do
D#
I don't know why
A#
I just want to die
F A#
And here's 2 bucks for you
D#
This is the part where
A#
I should really fart
F
But I guess I've got
A#
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
F A#
What'd our grandma think of me
Gm D#
Oh it's like so amusing
F
I Guess I should its
A#
a wonder about me
Gm
My breath its how the
D#
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
A# D# F
Oh how the antelopes
A# D# F
Tom's thumb just walked
A#
right through my nose
D# F
blah blah blah
A# D# F
in my hotel blah blah
A# D# F A# A# D# F A#
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
F A#
What'd our grandma think of me
Gm D#
Oh it's like so amusing
F
I Guess I should its
A#
a wonder about me
Gm
My breath its how the
D# F A# Gm D# <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
F
I Guess I should its
A#
a wonder about me
Gm
My breath its how the
D#
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)