Intro
Mark's Bass Solo: A--, A--D-A-E--A-
then
A--D-A-E--A-
then A-- x2, A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 1:
F#
Well this one day
B
I'm kinda straight
C# F#
And I can can can have fun
F#
No matter what I do
B
I've always assumed that
C#
I can't go on
F#
sucking on my thumb
F#
Sifting through my toys
B
Resting at my door
C#
After thinking that
F#
I couldn't read
F#
Sitting on the porch
B
And waiting for porno
C# F#
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
B
I don't know why
F#
I just want to die
C# F#
And here's 2 bucks for you
B
This is the part where
F#
I should really fart
C#
But I guess I've got
F#
nothing to do
B
I don't know why
F#
I just want to die
C# F#
And here's 2 bucks for you
B
This is the part where
F#
I should really fart
C#
But I guess I've got
F#
nothing to do
Chorus 1:
C# F#
What'd our grandma think of me
D#m B
Oh it's like so amusing
C#
I Guess I should its
F#
a wonder about me
D#m
My breath its how the
B
streets cave in everyday
Post chorus: A-D-E-A- x2
Verse 2:
F# B C#
Oh how the antelopes
F# B C#
Tom's thumb just walked
F#
right through my nose
B C#
blah blah blah
F# B C#
in my hotel blah blah
F# B C# F# F# B C# F#
blah blah blah
Chorus 2:
C# F#
What'd our grandma think of me
D#m B
Oh it's like so amusing
C#
I Guess I should its
F#
a wonder about me
D#m
My breath its how the
B C# F# D#m B <---Bass Solo
streets cave in everyday
C#
I Guess I should its
F#
a wonder about me
D#m
My breath its how the
B
streets cave in everyday
Outro: Guitar Solo
E--A--F#m--D-- x3, E--F#m-E/G#-A--Bm-A--Bm-A--Bm---A(hold)