[Chorus 1]
D# A#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
D# A#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Cm
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
G#
I hate, hate, hate your guts
D# A# G#
And I'll never talk to you again
A#
Unless your dad will suck me off
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
G#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
G#
Ejaculate into a sock
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
G#
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
D# A#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
D# A#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Cm
And he shit shit shits his pants
G#
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
D# A# G#
And I'll never talk to you again
A#
Unless your dad will suck me off
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
G#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
G#
Ejaculate into a sock
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
G# A# D#
I'll never talk to you again