[Chorus 1]
F# C#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
F# C#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
D#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
B
I hate, hate, hate your guts
F# C# B
And I'll never talk to you again
C#
Unless your dad will suck me off
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
B
Unless your mom will touch my cock
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
B
Ejaculate into a sock
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
B
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
F# C#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
F# C#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
D#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
B
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
F# C# B
And I'll never talk to you again
C#
Unless your dad will suck me off
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
B
Unless your mom will touch my cock
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
B
Ejaculate into a sock
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
B C# F#
I'll never talk to you again