[Chorus 1]
A# F
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
A# F
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Gm
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
D#
I hate, hate, hate your guts
A# F D#
And I'll never talk to you again
F
Unless your dad will suck me off
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
D#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
D#
Ejaculate into a sock
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
D#
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
A# F
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
A# F
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Gm
And he shit shit shits his pants
D#
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
A# F D#
And I'll never talk to you again
F
Unless your dad will suck me off
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
D#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
D#
Ejaculate into a sock
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
D# F A#
I'll never talk to you again