[Chorus 1]
F C
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
F C
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Dm
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
A#
I hate, hate, hate your guts
F C A#
And I'll never talk to you again
C
Unless your dad will suck me off
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
A#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
A#
Ejaculate into a sock
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
A#
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
F C
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
F C
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Dm
And he shit shit shits his pants
A#
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
F C A#
And I'll never talk to you again
C
Unless your dad will suck me off
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
A#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
A#
Ejaculate into a sock
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
A# C F
I'll never talk to you again