[Chorus 1]
C# G#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
C# G#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
A#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
F#
I hate, hate, hate your guts
C# G# F#
And I'll never talk to you again
G#
Unless your dad will suck me off
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
F#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
F#
Ejaculate into a sock
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
F#
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
C# G#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
C# G#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
A#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
F#
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
C# G# F#
And I'll never talk to you again
G#
Unless your dad will suck me off
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
F#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
F#
Ejaculate into a sock
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
F# G# C#
I'll never talk to you again