[Chorus 1]
E B
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
E B
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
C#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
A
I hate, hate, hate your guts
E B A
And I'll never talk to you again
B
Unless your dad will suck me off
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
A
Unless your mom will touch my cock
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
A
Ejaculate into a sock
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
A
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
E B
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
E B
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
C#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
A
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
E B A
And I'll never talk to you again
B
Unless your dad will suck me off
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
A
Unless your mom will touch my cock
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
A
Ejaculate into a sock
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
A B E
I'll never talk to you again