[Chorus 1]
C G
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
C G
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Am
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
F
I hate, hate, hate your guts
C G F
And I'll never talk to you again
G
Unless your dad will suck me off
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
F
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
F
Ejaculate into a sock
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
F
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
C G
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
C G
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Am
And he shit shit shits his pants
F
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
C G F
And I'll never talk to you again
G
Unless your dad will suck me off
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
F
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
F
Ejaculate into a sock
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
F G C
I'll never talk to you again