[Chorus 1]
A E
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
A E
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
F#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
D
I hate, hate, hate your guts
A E D
And I'll never talk to you again
E
Unless your dad will suck me off
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
D
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
D
Ejaculate into a sock
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
D
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
A E
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
A E
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
F#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
D
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
A E D
And I'll never talk to you again
E
Unless your dad will suck me off
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
D
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
D
Ejaculate into a sock
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
D E A
I'll never talk to you again