[Chorus 1]
G# D#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
G# D#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Fm
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
C#
I hate, hate, hate your guts
G# D# C#
And I'll never talk to you again
D#
Unless your dad will suck me off
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
C#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
C#
Ejaculate into a sock
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
C#
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
G# D#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
G# D#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Fm
And he shit shit shits his pants
C#
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
G# D# C#
And I'll never talk to you again
D#
Unless your dad will suck me off
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
C#
Unless your mom will touch my cock
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
C#
Ejaculate into a sock
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
C# D# G#
I'll never talk to you again