[Chorus 1]
G D
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
G D
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Em
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
C
I hate, hate, hate your guts
G D C
And I'll never talk to you again
D
Unless your dad will suck me off
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
C
Unless your mom will touch my cock
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
C
Ejaculate into a sock
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
C
I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus 2]
G D
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
G D
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
Em
And he shit shit shits his pants
C
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
G D C
And I'll never talk to you again
D
Unless your dad will suck me off
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
C
Unless your mom will touch my cock
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
C
Ejaculate into a sock
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
C D G
I'll never talk to you again