Verse
D#
It's Christmas Eve and I've
A#
only wrapped two fucking presents
D#
Christmas Eve and I've only
A#
wrapped two fucking presents
Cm
And I hate hate hate your guts
G#
I hate hate hate your guts
D# A# G#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
A#
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
D#
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
A#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
D#
Labor day and my grandpa
A#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Cm
And he shit shit shits his pants
G#
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
D# A# G#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
D# A# G#
I'll never talk to you again
A# D# B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again