Verse
A
It's Christmas Eve and I've
E
only wrapped two fucking presents
A
Christmas Eve and I've only
E
wrapped two fucking presents
Gbm
And I hate hate hate your guts
D
I hate hate hate your guts
A E D
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
E
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
A
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
E
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
A
Labor day and my grandpa
E
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Gbm
And he shit shit shits his pants
D
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
A E D
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
A E D
I'll never talk to you again
E A B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again