Verse
G#
It's Christmas Eve and I've
D#
only wrapped two fucking presents
G#
Christmas Eve and I've only
D#
wrapped two fucking presents
Fm
And I hate hate hate your guts
C#
I hate hate hate your guts
G# D# C#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
D#
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
G#
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
D#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
G#
Labor day and my grandpa
D#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Fm
And he shit shit shits his pants
C#
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
G# D# C#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
G# D# C#
I'll never talk to you again
D# G# B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again