Verse
F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've
C#
only wrapped two fucking presents
F#
Christmas Eve and I've only
C#
wrapped two fucking presents
Ebm
And I hate hate hate your guts
B
I hate hate hate your guts
F# C# B
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
C#
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
F#
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
C#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
F#
Labor day and my grandpa
C#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Ebm
And he shit shit shits his pants
B
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
F# C# B
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
F# C# B
I'll never talk to you again
C# F# B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again