Verse
C#
It's Christmas Eve and I've
G#
only wrapped two fucking presents
C#
Christmas Eve and I've only
G#
wrapped two fucking presents
A#m
And I hate hate hate your guts
F#
I hate hate hate your guts
C# G# F#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
G#
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
C#
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
G#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
C#
Labor day and my grandpa
G#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
A#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
F#
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
C# G# F#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
C# G# F#
I'll never talk to you again
G# C# B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again