Verse
A#
It's Christmas Eve and I've
F
only wrapped two fucking presents
A#
Christmas Eve and I've only
F
wrapped two fucking presents
Gm
And I hate hate hate your guts
D#
I hate hate hate your guts
A# F D#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
F
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
A#
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
F
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
A#
Labor day and my grandpa
F
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Gm
And he shit shit shits his pants
D#
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
A# F D#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
A# F D#
I'll never talk to you again
F A# B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again