Verse
F
It's Christmas Eve and I've
C
only wrapped two fucking presents
F
Christmas Eve and I've only
C
wrapped two fucking presents
Dm
And I hate hate hate your guts
A#
I hate hate hate your guts
F C A#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
C
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
F
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
C
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
F
Labor day and my grandpa
C
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Dm
And he shit shit shits his pants
A#
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
F C A#
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
F C A#
I'll never talk to you again
C F B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again