Verse
G
It's Christmas Eve and I've
D
only wrapped two fucking presents
G
Christmas Eve and I've only
D
wrapped two fucking presents
Fbm
And I hate hate hate your guts
C
I hate hate hate your guts
G D C
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
D
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
G
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
D
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
G
Labor day and my grandpa
D
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Fbm
And he shit shit shits his pants
C
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
G D C
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
G D C
I'll never talk to you again
D G B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again