Verse
E
It's Christmas Eve and I've
B
only wrapped two fucking presents
E
Christmas Eve and I've only
B
wrapped two fucking presents
Dbm
And I hate hate hate your guts
A
I hate hate hate your guts
E B A
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
B
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
E
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
B
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
E
Labor day and my grandpa
B
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Dbm
And he shit shit shits his pants
A
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
E B A
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
E B A
I'll never talk to you again
B E B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again