Verse
C
It's Christmas Eve and I've
G
only wrapped two fucking presents
C
Christmas Eve and I've only
G
wrapped two fucking presents
Am
And I hate hate hate your guts
F
I hate hate hate your guts
C G F
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
G
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
C
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
G
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
C
Labor day and my grandpa
G
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Am
And he shit shit shits his pants
F
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
C G F
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
C G F
I'll never talk to you again
G C B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again