Intro
F# B C# F# , F# B C# x2
Verse 1:
F# C# F#
Got a lotta heart ache
F# C# F#
He's a fucking weasel
B C# B
His issues make my mind ache
C# B C#
Wanna make a deal
F# C# F#
Cause I love your little motions
F# C# F#
You with your pigtails
B C# B
What a nice creation
C# B C#
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: F# F#/A# G#m B C# D#m C#/F
Chorus 1:
F#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
F#/A# G#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
B
I would like to find him Friday night
C#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
B
Life just sucks
C#
I lost the one
F#
I'm giving up
D#m
she found someone but
B
There's plenty more
C# D#m C#/F F# B C# F# B C#
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
F# C# F#
So all you little ladies
F# C# F#
Be sure to choose the right guys
B C# B
You'll come back to me maybe
C# B C#
I'll shower you with lies
F# C# F# G#m F#
Got a lotta heart ache
F# C# F#
He's a fucking weasel
B C# B
Decisions make my mind ache
C# B C#
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: F# F#/A# G#m B C# D#m C#/F
Chorus 2:
F#
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
F#/A#
that makes you wanna
G#m
kick and scream
B
All along you wish
that she would stay
C# D#m
Fuck the guy that took
C#/F
and ran away yeah
F#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
F#/A# G#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
B
I would like to find him Friday night
C#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
B
Life just sucks
C#
I lost the one
F#
I'm giving up
D#m
she found someone but
B
There's plenty more
C# D#m C#/F
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: F# B C# x3, F# G(hold)
Chorus 3:
B
Fuck this place
C#
I lost the war
F#
I hate you all
D#m
your mom's a whore
B
Where's my dog?
C#
Cause girls
D#m C#/F F# D(hold)
are such a drag