Intro
D# G# A# D# , D# G# A# x2
Verse 1:
D# A# D#
Got a lotta heart ache
D# A# D#
He's a fucking weasel
G# A# G#
His issues make my mind ache
A# G# A#
Wanna make a deal
D# A# D#
Cause I love your little motions
D# A# D#
You with your pigtails
G# A# G#
What a nice creation
A# G# A#
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: D# D#/G Fm G# A# Cm A#/D
Chorus 1:
D#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
D#/G Fm
when friends were listening to Slayer
G#
I would like to find him Friday night
A#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G#
Life just sucks
A#
I lost the one
D#
I'm giving up
Cm
she found someone but
G#
There's plenty more
A# Cm A#/D D# G# A# D# G# A#
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
D# A# D#
So all you little ladies
D# A# D#
Be sure to choose the right guys
G# A# G#
You'll come back to me maybe
A# G# A#
I'll shower you with lies
D# A# D# Fm D#
Got a lotta heart ache
D# A# D#
He's a fucking weasel
G# A# G#
Decisions make my mind ache
A# G# A#
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: D# D#/G Fm G# A# Cm A#/D
Chorus 2:
D#
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
D#/G
that makes you wanna
Fm
kick and scream
G#
All along you wish
that she would stay
A# Cm
Fuck the guy that took
A#/D
and ran away yeah
D#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
D#/G Fm
when friends were listening to Slayer
G#
I would like to find him Friday night
A#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G#
Life just sucks
A#
I lost the one
D#
I'm giving up
Cm
she found someone but
G#
There's plenty more
A# Cm A#/D
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: D# G# A# x3, D# G(hold)
Chorus 3:
G#
Fuck this place
A#
I lost the war
D#
I hate you all
Cm
your mom's a whore
G#
Where's my dog?
A#
Cause girls
Cm A#/D D# D(hold)
are such a drag