Intro
C# F# G# C# , C# F# G# x2
Verse 1:
C# G# C#
Got a lotta heart ache
C# G# C#
He's a fucking weasel
F# G# F#
His issues make my mind ache
G# F# G#
Wanna make a deal
C# G# C#
Cause I love your little motions
C# G# C#
You with your pigtails
F# G# F#
What a nice creation
G# F# G#
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: C# C#/F D#m F# G# A#m G#/C
Chorus 1:
C#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
C#/F D#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
F#
I would like to find him Friday night
G#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
F#
Life just sucks
G#
I lost the one
C#
I'm giving up
A#m
she found someone but
F#
There's plenty more
G# A#m G#/C C# F# G# C# F# G#
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
C# G# C#
So all you little ladies
C# G# C#
Be sure to choose the right guys
F# G# F#
You'll come back to me maybe
G# F# G#
I'll shower you with lies
C# G# C# D#m C#
Got a lotta heart ache
C# G# C#
He's a fucking weasel
F# G# F#
Decisions make my mind ache
G# F# G#
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: C# C#/F D#m F# G# A#m G#/C
Chorus 2:
C#
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
C#/F
that makes you wanna
D#m
kick and scream
F#
All along you wish
that she would stay
G# A#m
Fuck the guy that took
G#/C
and ran away yeah
C#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
C#/F D#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
F#
I would like to find him Friday night
G#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
F#
Life just sucks
G#
I lost the one
C#
I'm giving up
A#m
she found someone but
F#
There's plenty more
G# A#m G#/C
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: C# F# G# x3, C# G(hold)
Chorus 3:
F#
Fuck this place
G#
I lost the war
C#
I hate you all
A#m
your mom's a whore
F#
Where's my dog?
G#
Cause girls
A#m G#/C C# D(hold)
are such a drag