Intro
G C D G , G C D x2
Verse 1:
G D G
Got a lotta heart ache
G D G
He's a fucking weasel
C D C
His issues make my mind ache
D C D
Wanna make a deal
G D G
Cause I love your little motions
G D G
You with your pigtails
C D C
What a nice creation
D C D
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: G G/B Am C D Em D/F#
Chorus 1:
G
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
G/B Am
when friends were listening to Slayer
C
I would like to find him Friday night
D
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
C
Life just sucks
D
I lost the one
G
I'm giving up
Em
she found someone but
C
There's plenty more
D Em D/F# G C D G C D
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
G D G
So all you little ladies
G D G
Be sure to choose the right guys
C D C
You'll come back to me maybe
D C D
I'll shower you with lies
G D G Am G
Got a lotta heart ache
G D G
He's a fucking weasel
C D C
Decisions make my mind ache
D C D
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: G G/B Am C D Em D/F#
Chorus 2:
G
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
G/B
that makes you wanna
Am
kick and scream
C
All along you wish
that she would stay
D Em
Fuck the guy that took
D/F#
and ran away yeah
G
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
G/B Am
when friends were listening to Slayer
C
I would like to find him Friday night
D
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
C
Life just sucks
D
I lost the one
G
I'm giving up
Em
she found someone but
C
There's plenty more
D Em D/F#
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: G C D x3, G G(hold)
Chorus 3:
C
Fuck this place
D
I lost the war
G
I hate you all
Em
your mom's a whore
C
Where's my dog?
D
Cause girls
Em D/F# G D(hold)
are such a drag