Intro
E A B E , E A B x2
Verse 1:
E B E
Got a lotta heart ache
E B E
He's a fucking weasel
A B A
His issues make my mind ache
B A B
Wanna make a deal
E B E
Cause I love your little motions
E B E
You with your pigtails
A B A
What a nice creation
B A B
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: E E/G# F#m A B C#m B/D#
Chorus 1:
E
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
E/G# F#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
A
I would like to find him Friday night
B
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
A
Life just sucks
B
I lost the one
E
I'm giving up
C#m
she found someone but
A
There's plenty more
B C#m B/D# E A B E A B
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
E B E
So all you little ladies
E B E
Be sure to choose the right guys
A B A
You'll come back to me maybe
B A B
I'll shower you with lies
E B E F#m E
Got a lotta heart ache
E B E
He's a fucking weasel
A B A
Decisions make my mind ache
B A B
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: E E/G# F#m A B C#m B/D#
Chorus 2:
E
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
E/G#
that makes you wanna
F#m
kick and scream
A
All along you wish
that she would stay
B C#m
Fuck the guy that took
B/D#
and ran away yeah
E
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
E/G# F#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
A
I would like to find him Friday night
B
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
A
Life just sucks
B
I lost the one
E
I'm giving up
C#m
she found someone but
A
There's plenty more
B C#m B/D#
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: E A B x3, E G(hold)
Chorus 3:
A
Fuck this place
B
I lost the war
E
I hate you all
C#m
your mom's a whore
A
Where's my dog?
B
Cause girls
C#m B/D# E D(hold)
are such a drag