Intro
B E F# B , B E F# x2
Verse 1:
B F# B
Got a lotta heart ache
B F# B
He's a fucking weasel
E F# E
His issues make my mind ache
F# E F#
Wanna make a deal
B F# B
Cause I love your little motions
B F# B
You with your pigtails
E F# E
What a nice creation
F# E F#
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: B B/D# C#m E F# G#m F#/A#
Chorus 1:
B
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
B/D# C#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
E
I would like to find him Friday night
F#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
E
Life just sucks
F#
I lost the one
B
I'm giving up
G#m
she found someone but
E
There's plenty more
F# G#m F#/A# B E F# B E F#
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
B F# B
So all you little ladies
B F# B
Be sure to choose the right guys
E F# E
You'll come back to me maybe
F# E F#
I'll shower you with lies
B F# B C#m B
Got a lotta heart ache
B F# B
He's a fucking weasel
E F# E
Decisions make my mind ache
F# E F#
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: B B/D# C#m E F# G#m F#/A#
Chorus 2:
B
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
B/D#
that makes you wanna
C#m
kick and scream
E
All along you wish
that she would stay
F# G#m
Fuck the guy that took
F#/A#
and ran away yeah
B
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
B/D# C#m
when friends were listening to Slayer
E
I would like to find him Friday night
F#
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
E
Life just sucks
F#
I lost the one
B
I'm giving up
G#m
she found someone but
E
There's plenty more
F# G#m F#/A#
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: B E F# x3, B G(hold)
Chorus 3:
E
Fuck this place
F#
I lost the war
B
I hate you all
G#m
your mom's a whore
E
Where's my dog?
F#
Cause girls
G#m F#/A# B D(hold)
are such a drag