Intro
A# D# F A# , A# D# F x2
Verse 1:
A# F A#
Got a lotta heart ache
A# F A#
He's a fucking weasel
D# F D#
His issues make my mind ache
F D# F
Wanna make a deal
A# F A#
Cause I love your little motions
A# F A#
You with your pigtails
D# F D#
What a nice creation
F D# F
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: A# A#/D Cm D# F Gm F/A
Chorus 1:
A#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
A#/D Cm
when friends were listening to Slayer
D#
I would like to find him Friday night
F
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
D#
Life just sucks
F
I lost the one
A#
I'm giving up
Gm
she found someone but
D#
There's plenty more
F Gm F/A A# D# F A# D# F
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
A# F A#
So all you little ladies
A# F A#
Be sure to choose the right guys
D# F D#
You'll come back to me maybe
F D# F
I'll shower you with lies
A# F A# Cm A#
Got a lotta heart ache
A# F A#
He's a fucking weasel
D# F D#
Decisions make my mind ache
F D# F
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: A# A#/D Cm D# F Gm F/A
Chorus 2:
A#
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
A#/D
that makes you wanna
Cm
kick and scream
D#
All along you wish
that she would stay
F Gm
Fuck the guy that took
F/A
and ran away yeah
A#
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
A#/D Cm
when friends were listening to Slayer
D#
I would like to find him Friday night
F
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
D#
Life just sucks
F
I lost the one
A#
I'm giving up
Gm
she found someone but
D#
There's plenty more
F Gm F/A
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: A# D# F x3, A# G(hold)
Chorus 3:
D#
Fuck this place
F
I lost the war
A#
I hate you all
Gm
your mom's a whore
D#
Where's my dog?
F
Cause girls
Gm F/A A# D(hold)
are such a drag