Intro
C F G C , C F G x2
Verse 1:
C G C
Got a lotta heart ache
C G C
He's a fucking weasel
F G F
His issues make my mind ache
G F G
Wanna make a deal
C G C
Cause I love your little motions
C G C
You with your pigtails
F G F
What a nice creation
G F G
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: C C/E Dm F G Am G/B
Chorus 1:
C
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
C/E Dm
when friends were listening to Slayer
F
I would like to find him Friday night
G
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
F
Life just sucks
G
I lost the one
C
I'm giving up
Am
she found someone but
F
There's plenty more
G Am G/B C F G C F G
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
C G C
So all you little ladies
C G C
Be sure to choose the right guys
F G F
You'll come back to me maybe
G F G
I'll shower you with lies
C G C Dm C
Got a lotta heart ache
C G C
He's a fucking weasel
F G F
Decisions make my mind ache
G F G
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: C C/E Dm F G Am G/B
Chorus 2:
C
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
C/E
that makes you wanna
Dm
kick and scream
F
All along you wish
that she would stay
G Am
Fuck the guy that took
G/B
and ran away yeah
C
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
C/E Dm
when friends were listening to Slayer
F
I would like to find him Friday night
G
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
F
Life just sucks
G
I lost the one
C
I'm giving up
Am
she found someone but
F
There's plenty more
G Am G/B
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: C F G x3, C G(hold)
Chorus 3:
F
Fuck this place
G
I lost the war
C
I hate you all
Am
your mom's a whore
F
Where's my dog?
G
Cause girls
Am G/B C D(hold)
are such a drag