Intro
D G A D , D G A x2
Verse 1:
D A D
Got a lotta heart ache
D A D
He's a fucking weasel
G A G
His issues make my mind ache
A G A
Wanna make a deal
D A D
Cause I love your little motions
D A D
You with your pigtails
G A G
What a nice creation
A G A
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: D D/F# Em G A Bm A/C#
Chorus 1:
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
D/F# Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G
Life just sucks
A
I lost the one
D
I'm giving up
Bm
she found someone but
G
There's plenty more
A Bm A/C# D G A D G A
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
D A D
So all you little ladies
D A D
Be sure to choose the right guys
G A G
You'll come back to me maybe
A G A
I'll shower you with lies
D A D Em D
Got a lotta heart ache
D A D
He's a fucking weasel
G A G
Decisions make my mind ache
A G A
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: D D/F# Em G A Bm A/C#
Chorus 2:
D
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
D/F#
that makes you wanna
Em
kick and scream
G
All along you wish
that she would stay
A Bm
Fuck the guy that took
A/C#
and ran away yeah
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
D/F# Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G
Life just sucks
A
I lost the one
D
I'm giving up
Bm
she found someone but
G
There's plenty more
A Bm A/C#
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: D G A x3, D G(hold)
Chorus 3:
G
Fuck this place
A
I lost the war
D
I hate you all
Bm
your mom's a whore
G
Where's my dog?
A
Cause girls
Bm A/C# D D(hold)
are such a drag