Intro
A D E A , A D E x2
Verse 1:
A E A
Got a lotta heart ache
A E A
He's a fucking weasel
D E D
His issues make my mind ache
E D E
Wanna make a deal
A E A
Cause I love your little motions
A E A
You with your pigtails
D E D
What a nice creation
E D E
Worth another night in jail
Interlude: A A/C# Bm D E F#m E/G#
Chorus 1:
A
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
A/C# Bm
when friends were listening to Slayer
D
I would like to find him Friday night
E
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
D
Life just sucks
E
I lost the one
A
I'm giving up
F#m
she found someone but
D
There's plenty more
E F#m E/G# A D E A D E
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
A E A
So all you little ladies
A E A
Be sure to choose the right guys
D E D
You'll come back to me maybe
E D E
I'll shower you with lies
A E A Bm A
Got a lotta heart ache
A E A
He's a fucking weasel
D E D
Decisions make my mind ache
E D E
Wanna make a deal
Interlude: A A/C# Bm D E F#m E/G#
Chorus 2:
A
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
A/C#
that makes you wanna
Bm
kick and scream
D
All along you wish
that she would stay
E F#m
Fuck the guy that took
E/G#
and ran away yeah
A
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
A/C# Bm
when friends were listening to Slayer
D
I would like to find him Friday night
E
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
D
Life just sucks
E
I lost the one
A
I'm giving up
F#m
she found someone but
D
There's plenty more
E F#m E/G#
Girls are such a drag
Interlude: A D E x3, A G(hold)
Chorus 3:
D
Fuck this place
E
I lost the war
A
I hate you all
F#m
your mom's a whore
D
Where's my dog?
E
Cause girls
F#m E/G# A D(hold)
are such a drag