Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
D A
Crossed the street
F#m Em
Naked at night
D A F#m
Bent over to show
Em
some moonlight
D A
Pulled out some beer
F#m F#m
and I gulped it down
D A
Nude in a gutter is
F#m Em
how I was found
D A
Thrown in a police car
F#m Em
and the door slammed
D A
No noise just silence
F#m
as I screamed my
Em D
dick was jammed
A F#m
Now in prison for one
Em
month no one to
D A
see All I got is
F#m Em
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
D A
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
G A
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
D
Took a shower cause I stunk
A
Smoked a bong killed a cat
G
Had my nuts attacked by rats
A
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Em x2
Verse 2:
D A F#m Em
Went to a farm to tip some cows
D A F#m Em
Forgot that I left my pants down
D A F#m Em
Bent over to pick them up
D A F#m
Felt a twelve gauge right
Em D
in my hum didi hum
A
The famer took me
F#m Em
to his house
D A
Showed me the closet
F#m Em
from the inside out
D A
The police came
F#m Em
and took me away
D A
Saw Ben Dover again
F#m Em
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Em x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)