Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
Gb C#
Crossed the street
A#m G#m
Naked at night
Gb C# A#m
Bent over to show
G#m
some moonlight
Gb C#
Pulled out some beer
A#m A#m
and I gulped it down
Gb C#
Nude in a gutter is
A#m G#m
how I was found
Gb C#
Thrown in a police car
A#m G#m
and the door slammed
Gb C#
No noise just silence
A#m
as I screamed my
G#m Gb
dick was jammed
C# A#m
Now in prison for one
G#m
month no one to
Gb C#
see All I got is
A#m G#m
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Gb C#
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Cb C#
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Gb
Took a shower cause I stunk
C#
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Cb
Had my nuts attacked by rats
C#
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-G#m x2
Verse 2:
Gb C# A#m G#m
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Gb C# A#m G#m
Forgot that I left my pants down
Gb C# A#m G#m
Bent over to pick them up
Gb C# A#m
Felt a twelve gauge right
G#m Gb
in my hum didi hum
C#
The famer took me
A#m G#m
to his house
Gb C#
Showed me the closet
A#m G#m
from the inside out
Gb C#
The police came
A#m G#m
and took me away
Gb C#
Saw Ben Dover again
A#m G#m
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-G#m x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)