Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
Ab D#
Crossed the street
Cm A#m
Naked at night
Ab D# Cm
Bent over to show
A#m
some moonlight
Ab D#
Pulled out some beer
Cm Cm
and I gulped it down
Ab D#
Nude in a gutter is
Cm A#m
how I was found
Ab D#
Thrown in a police car
Cm A#m
and the door slammed
Ab D#
No noise just silence
Cm
as I screamed my
A#m Ab
dick was jammed
D# Cm
Now in prison for one
A#m
month no one to
Ab D#
see All I got is
Cm A#m
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Ab D#
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Db D#
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Ab
Took a shower cause I stunk
D#
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Db
Had my nuts attacked by rats
D#
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-A#m x2
Verse 2:
Ab D# Cm A#m
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Ab D# Cm A#m
Forgot that I left my pants down
Ab D# Cm A#m
Bent over to pick them up
Ab D# Cm
Felt a twelve gauge right
A#m Ab
in my hum didi hum
D#
The famer took me
Cm A#m
to his house
Ab D#
Showed me the closet
Cm A#m
from the inside out
Ab D#
The police came
Cm A#m
and took me away
Ab D#
Saw Ben Dover again
Cm A#m
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-A#m x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)