Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
Cb F#
Crossed the street
D#m C#m
Naked at night
Cb F# D#m
Bent over to show
C#m
some moonlight
Cb F#
Pulled out some beer
D#m D#m
and I gulped it down
Cb F#
Nude in a gutter is
D#m C#m
how I was found
Cb F#
Thrown in a police car
D#m C#m
and the door slammed
Cb F#
No noise just silence
D#m
as I screamed my
C#m Cb
dick was jammed
F# D#m
Now in prison for one
C#m
month no one to
Cb F#
see All I got is
D#m C#m
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Cb F#
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Fb F#
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Cb
Took a shower cause I stunk
F#
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Fb
Had my nuts attacked by rats
F#
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-C#m x2
Verse 2:
Cb F# D#m C#m
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Cb F# D#m C#m
Forgot that I left my pants down
Cb F# D#m C#m
Bent over to pick them up
Cb F# D#m
Felt a twelve gauge right
C#m Cb
in my hum didi hum
F#
The famer took me
D#m C#m
to his house
Cb F#
Showed me the closet
D#m C#m
from the inside out
Cb F#
The police came
D#m C#m
and took me away
Cb F#
Saw Ben Dover again
D#m C#m
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-C#m x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)